Monday, June 16, 2008

The Freaks Come Out at Night!

So Im coolin on my porch late at night listening to music when this chick comes walking up to me... 

She goes.., "You tryna have some fun?" 
I go.............., "What?!?!?"
She goes....., "I'm tryna have some fun. You want to have some fun with me?"
I go ....(still in shock mind you), "What kind of fun you talking bout?"
She goes.., "Some sexual fun."
I go ....(STILL IN SHOCK), "What does that mean?!?!?!?"
She goes.., "I'll suck your dick!"
I go ...(STILL IN SHOCK), "For Money?!!!!!!!"
She goes..., "Yeah"
I go....., "How much?"

LMAO Nah Im playing...

 I actually sad, "Get the hell outta here Chick!"

Craziness! I think I've witnessed just about everything in Philly. I've had to have seen it all son... Everything from witnessing a guy getting friggin shot and killed right in front my house to a damn chick offering to suck my dick for money... Damn

What the hell is goin on Here,


Simplicity said...

LMFAOOOOOO! I dont believe this really happened. but 'tis tru. All's possible in the city of "Brotherly Love." Miss you Walcott... hope all is going well since the last time we spoke. You owe me a date in the park. Toodles.